The French Are Funny, Sex Is Funny,

Vampires Are Make-believe, Like Elves, Gremlins, And Eskimos.

How Can I Be Expected To Love Someone Who Tries Such Crude Manipulations As Bringing Me Breakfast In Bed?

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson

How Is Education Supposed To Make Me Feel Smarter? Besides, Every Time I Learn Something New, It Pushes Some Old Stuff Out Of My Brain. Remember When I Took That Home Winemaking Course, And I Forgot How To Drive?

Humor Does Depend On Surprise, And The Things That People Remember As The Funniest Things In The World, You Look At Later And You Go, "what? What Was That All About?"