You Tried Your Best And You Failed

Part Of The Fun Of Being Alive Is Knowing That You're Annoying The Hell Out Of Someone Else.

Ah, Sweet Pity. Where Would My Love Life Be Without It?

Oftentimes, What Seems To Be A Street Lunatic Charging At Me Spouting Gibberish Turns Out To Be A Devoted 'simpsons' Fan Quoting Their Favorite Line.

A Woman Knows All About Her Children. She Knows About Dentist Appointments, Soccer Games, Romances, Best Friends, Location Of Friend's Houses, Favorite Foods, Secret Fears And Hopes And Dreams. A Man Is Vaguely Aware Of Some Short People Living In The House.

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson