The First Time I Did Stand-up Was

I Think That Whenever A Jew Has Any Kind Of Notoriety, Good Or Bad, The Jews Find It To Be Good.

I Know How To Write. So I Am Not Totally At The Mercy Of Filmmakers, But It's Not A Bad Point.

I'm A Very Ritualistic Person. I Have To Wash My Face Twice, And On The Second Wash Before I Rinse, I Brush My Teeth, Then I Rinse, Then I Floss, Then I Put On Moisturizer. I'm Ritualistic. Jewishness Is Very Ritualistic.

I Never Want To Be In A Position Where I Have To Defend My Material. It's Too Subjective. It's For Other People To Defend Or Not Defend.

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.