You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

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Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.