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It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.