That's The First Thing They Teach You

New York Is Great Though. If You?re Here And Want A One Of A Kind Souvenir Be Sure To Take Home The Police Sketch Of Your Assailant.

New York City Has 2 Million Rats. We Used To Have 8 Million Rats. Now We're Down To 2 Million. You Know What That Means? We Lose Four Electoral Votes.

Yesterday Was The New York City Marathon. Republicans Won In A Landslide.

Iraqi's Minister Of Information Did Not Show Up For His Press Conference Today. However, He Claims He Was There And He Said It Went Very Well.

It's Disappointing When You Finally Get To Meet Someone You Admire And He Conducts Himself As A Jerk.