New York City Has 2 Million Rats.

I'm Worried About John Kerry, He's So Confident Now That He's Already Planning His White House Sex Scandal.

President Bush Wants To Build A Space Station On The Moon. And From The Moon, He Wants To Launch People To Mars. You Know What This Means. He's Been Drinking Again.

Tourists - Have Some Fun With New York's Hard-boiled Cabbies. When You Get To Your Destination, Say To Your Driver, "pay? I Was Hitchhiking."

Two Creative Spirits In A Relationship, I Don't Think That's The Best Way To Go.

I Went Through One Period When I Smoked A Surprising, A Really Breath-taking, Amount Of Grass Almost Every Night.