Yesterday Was The New York City Marathon.

Sometimes When You Look In His Eyes You Get The Feeling That Someone Else Is Driving.

When Martha Gets Out She'll Be Under House Arrest In Her Big $40 Million Mansion In Bedford. Boy, That'll Teach Her. She's Only Allowed Out Of The House For Doctors Visits, Grocery Shopping, Or To Dump More Stock.

The Pope Also Said That While He's In Town He Would Like To Go See 'the Book Of Mormon.'

Bush Explained His Strategy For Transfer Of Power. It's A Two Part Plan. Part One: Clean Out His Desk. Part Two: Rent A U-haul.

Insiders Say That Trump Is Running For President As A Publicity Stunt. That's Not The Donald Trump I Know.