Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

I Think We Have To Acknowledge That People Are Different And Succeed At Different Things, First Of All. Men Are Better Than Women At Some Professions Like Firefighting, Construction Work, And Physics. But Women Are Better Than Men At Some Professions, Too, Like Elementary Teaching, Prostitution, And Giving Birth. Who's To Say Which Is More Important?

I Don't Even Like The Show That Much, I Mean, It's About Doctors. It's Not Like Doctors Are As Important As Actors Anyway, I Bet I've Saved More Lives With My Acting Talent Then Any Doctor Has.

Look On The Bright Side; That's One Bullet That's Not Going To Hit Me.