Speaking Of Happy Successes, After Years Of

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

When A Woman Extends Her Hand For You To Shake It, Then You Shake Her Hand. You Do Not Turn It Up And Kiss It. And It Is Just So Creepy. Because, You Know, I Handed It At This Angle. I Handed It At The Handshake Angle And So I'm Not Giving It To You To Do Whatever You Want With It. I'm Not Loaning It To You. It's Like If Somebody Borrowed Your Lawnmower And You're Assuming They're Going To Use It To Mow Their Lawn. You Don't Want To Find Out Later They Put It In The Ocean!

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

You Know, In Politics When You Come In Third, It's A Win.

I'm Thankful For The Three Ounce Ziploc Bag, So That I Have Somewhere To Put My Savings.