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Other Than The Bombs They Strap To Their Chests, Ive Got No Idea What Makes The Palestinians Tick.

I Love This Country For Several Reasons, Not The Least Of Which Is That I Know I'm Allowed To Hate It If I Want To.

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Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!