Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell?

Washington, Dc Is To Lying What Wisconsin Is To Cheese.

I'm One Of The More Pessimistic Cats On The Planet. I Make Van Gogh Look Like A Rodeo Clown.

The Cowboy's Defense Has More Holes In It Than Ronny Milsapp And Jose Feliciano After A Game Of Lawn Darts.

I Think The People Can Bash Catholics Because They Know Catholics Won't Kill Them. Quite Frankly, There's Some Religions Out There, You Bash And They're Going To Kill You.

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.