She Got A Mud Pack And Looked

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.