I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always