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I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.