Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

I Never Want To Be In A Position Where I Have To Defend My Material. It's Too Subjective. It's For Other People To Defend Or Not Defend.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.

There Are So Many Great Comedies, Right Now. I Like How Comedies Are Really Mixing. They're Not Just One Thing. It Can Be Very Moving And Dramatic, And Yet Hilarious.

It's Just Hard To Say, "well, I Do This, Which Means This." If I'm Telling You Exactly Who I Am, Then There's Nothing For The Audience To Say.

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.