Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

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You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

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