I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants His Past Forgotten And His Present Remembered.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.