Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

When I Was A Kid, I Slept On Rubber Sheets, But Now, I'm A Man. And I Can Take The Wetness!

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.