When I Was A Kid, I Slept

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I've Learned That You Can't Make Someone Love You. All You Can Do Is Stalk Them And Hope They'll Panic And Give In.

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.