President Bush Says He Now Wants To

Hey, Guess Who's Gay? The Green Lantern From The Comic Books. Today Mitt Romney Knocked Him Down And Shaved His Head.

We Have Defeated Saddam Hussein And Iraq. The Good News Is Iraq Is Ours, And The Bad News Is Iraq Is Ours.

Childhood. I Wish I Had Something To Complain About.

When You Think About Flying, It's Nuts Really. Here You Are At About 40,000 Feet, Screaming Along At 700 Miles An Hour And You're Sitting There Drinking Diet Pepsi And Eating Peanuts. It Just Doesn't Make Any Sense.

Has The Mathematical Abilities Of A Clydesdale.