Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.