Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

You Got To Believe In Yourself. Hell, I Believe I'm The Best-looking Guy In The World And I Might Be Right.

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.