People Always Come Up To Me And

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

I've Been Pitching A Show Of Five Female Stand-up Comedians Through The Generations, From Phyllis Diller To Amy Schumer, So When I Got An E-mail Asking Me If I Would Participate In The Women In Comedy Festival, I Was Thrilled.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.