One Time My Whole Family Played Hide

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.