One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Used To Tell Me, "emo, Don't Go Near The Cellar Door!" One Day When They Were Away, I Went Up To The Cellar Door. And I Pushed It And Walked Through And Saw Strange, Wonderful Things, Things I Had Never Seen Before, Like... Trees. Grass. Flowers. The Sun... That Was Nice... The Sun.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.