One Drink Is To Many For Me

There Is No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Except Your Own Obituary.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.

I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.