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All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

The Bible Was A Consolation To A Fellow Alone In The Old Cell. The Lovely Thin Paper With A Bit Of Matress Stuffing In It, If You Could Get A Match, Was As Good A Smoke As I Ever Tasted.