The Only Thing I Envy In Young

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.