[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It

It Was While Princess Margaret Was Attending A High-society Party In New York That The Hostess Asked Her Politely How The Queen Was Keeping. "which One?" She Is Reported To Have Replied With Her Typically Razor-sharp Wit. "my Sister, My Mother Or My Husband?

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I'm No Angel, But I'm No Bo-beep Either.

[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It Was The Usual 'zoo Tea.' You Know, We Eat - The Others Watch.

I Have No Intention Of Telling People What I Have For Breakfast.