When My Sister And I Were Growing

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.

I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl.

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It Was The Usual 'zoo Tea.' You Know, We Eat - The Others Watch.