The Queen Is The Only Person Who

I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir Presumptive.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I'm No Angel, But I'm No Bo-beep Either.

Disobedience Is My Joy!

In Our Family, We Don't Have Rifts. We Have A Jolly Good Row And Then It's All Over. And I've Only Twice Ever Had A Row With My Sister.