Old Age Is When Broadness Of The

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.