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Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.