Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I Can Go Everywhere And No One Recognises Me.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.