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I'm A Huge Sports Fan But Have No Interest In Minutiae. I Don't Remember Who Won Super Bowls Five Years Ago Or Listen To Sports Talk Radio.

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I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo, Especially Sexual. I Find It Cowardly Or Something.

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