I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo,

Last Christmas, I Got The Worst Gift A Guy Ever Gave Me. He Gave Me A Lottery Ticket... What's The Guy Even Thinking There. Here You Go... Nothing! Merry Christmas! It's Nothing!

Yeah Man, They Call Gambling A Disease, But It's The Only Disease Where You Can Win A Bunch Of Money.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

I Have A Little Bit Of An Out-of-body Experience Where I Enjoy The Scenario, And I Really Do Like Seeing A Crowd Turn Into A Mob, And I Do Nothing To Stop It. People Can Become Really Dangerous.

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.