Nice To Be Here? At My Age

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.