I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm

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What Actresses Do Today When They Appear On The Screen Is What They Did Once Upon A Time For Getting To Appear On The Screen.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing