My Wife Gives Good Headache.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.