Better Laid Than Never.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.