I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Said Justin Bieber Looked Like A Little Lesbian -- And I Stand By It: He's The Daughter Cher Wishes She'd Had.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.