It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

I Belong To The Public. The Public Made Me. The Public Can Break Me. I Owe Them My Life.

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.