My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.