My Husband Says My Toes Are Like

I Want To Be Buried With A Mobile Phone, Just In Case I'm Not Dead.

I Never Believed I Wouldn't Make It - And Perhaps That's Why I've Always Found Work. I've Always Stuck At Everything I've Ever Done. I Absolutely Won't Give Up.

I Should Have Been Out There Having A Wild Time Like All The Other Girls My Age, But I Wasn't. I Was Going Home Every Night To What Was, Initially, A Very Happy Marriage.

I'm In The Lucky Position Financially Where I Don't Have To Do Things I Don't Want To Do.

People Have Been Able To See That As Cheeky And As Flirty As I Am, I Am Not The Dreadful Slapper That The Press Used To Portray Me As. But It Will Probably All Turn Around And People Will Hate Me Again In A Couple Of Years.