I Should Have Been Out There Having

If I Had A Dream Show, I Probably Shouldn't Even Mention It In This Climate, But It Would Be Like A Kind Of Fix It Show.

I Was A Prefect At School, I Never Had A Tattoo, Got A Detention Or Pierced My Ears More Than Once.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

I Should Have Been Out There Having A Wild Time Like All The Other Girls My Age, But I Wasn't. I Was Going Home Every Night To What Was, Initially, A Very Happy Marriage.

I Never Believed I Wouldn't Make It - And Perhaps That's Why I've Always Found Work. I've Always Stuck At Everything I've Ever Done. I Absolutely Won't Give Up.