I'm In The Lucky Position Financially Where

Follow Your Dreams, Because Your Dreams Won't Follow You.

My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.

My Family Are My Priority But I've Always Had A Strong Work Ethic And I Like To Be Busy.

I Never Believed I Wouldn't Make It - And Perhaps That's Why I've Always Found Work. I've Always Stuck At Everything I've Ever Done. I Absolutely Won't Give Up.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.