My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles