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My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.
-Phyllis Diller
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My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids

Phyllis Diller
My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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