I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.